Bonjour! yes, it was a failed attempt to speak, and be french. Well! Since I'm in my last year, I only have 75 days left buat belajar di sanur. Gak kerasa banget, sumpah deh. I also have search for detik-detik (hence the title), buku latihan yang very famous for latihan UN. But unfortunately, udah abis di Jakarta. Kata mbak-mbak gramedia sih next week/some day within the month bakal restock; but I don't think so. Karena one of my friends udah beli the set except for Chemistry, I borrowed her books buat di fotokopi. Jesus Christ, this is terrifying, to be honest. And I juga udah bought buku latihan SBMPTN. Belom dikerjain sih, but at least I got the book. WELL. Since it's my last year, gak afdol kalo gak ngomongin guru-guru yang udah pernah ngajar gua lol. Kita mulai dari yang paling sesepuh ya: A. Bu Surti Beliau itu guru yang sangat dihormati, dihargai, dan disayangi. Soalnya Bu Sur udah ngajar 3 generasi, bahkan Ia juga ngajar Bu Arimbi dulu. Damn. Bu Sur itu harusnya juga udah pensiun, tapi katanya, I quote, "Saya juga gak ngapa-ngapain dirumah, jadi mendingan saya ngajar." Terus, Ibu ini juga adalah pembimbing paper gue. Jujur, dibimbing sama Ibu itu capek banget. Karena gue gak dikasih tau salah dimana, dan gue harus nyari sendiri kesalahan gue dimana. Tiring banget deh. Tapi I feel honored karena dapet Ibu guru yang super membimbing dengan baik. Temen gue, Nagini (disamarkan) yang dibimbing sama Bu Venty jarang banget di revisi. Gue ampe kasian. Tapi dia gak remed. Gue remed, LOL. Well on the bright side, nanti pas kuliah gue gak akan ngulang kesalahan yang sama dan gua sangat bersyukur gua bisa dapet kesempatan dibimbing sama Ibu. Thanks Bu! P.S: ibu mirip oma saya jadi saya makin sayang sama ibu. B. Bu Lusia Beh, Ibu yang satu ini kaya gak punya hati. In a good way. Dia gampang banget ngomong kata "mati" kalo sambil ngajar LOL. Lawak bener deh. Misalnya: "Yaa jadi kalo transfusi darah dari O ke A sebenernya gak papa, tapi lima belas tahun kemudian pembuluh darahnya melebar terus mati deeeeeh" Buset. Terus dia tuh sangat notorious for acting like a toddler. Dia sering banget ngambek tapi LUCU BANGET. BENER-BENER DEFINISI DARI CUTE GITU. Mana orangnya mini, cantik, putih. Mirip snow white, beneran. Misalnya kita minta undur ulangan, terus dia bakal nutup kuping pake dua tangan, geleng-geleng kepala sambil ngewhine "ga mau!! ga mau!!!" anD WE COULDN'T HELP BUT FALL FOR CUTENESS MAN. well intinya, we love her. C. Bu Patty ......no comment. Gua takut she's gonna find this blog omg buT THE THING IS I've been incognito to her eyes for the past two years dan SEJAK GUA LOMBA MD DI RASTROPHY DIA JADI INGET GUA SEBAGAI "YANG JINGKRAK2" SH******************T Terus akhir-akhir ini gua jadi kambing hitam aduh mampus idup gua Terus gua tanya kan ke Ibu, "Bu salah saya apa sih" dan dia cuma jawab "Gatau muka kamu bikin saya bawaannya kesel" LIKE WAT BU HOW IS THAT EVEN BISA JADI REASON WHY YOU HATE ME TERUS gua kan lagi revisi with Bu Sur one day, and I was kind of nervous so I was standing di pinggir kaki gue. Kaya gini. Terus sHE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STEPPED ON MY FEET DARI BELAKANG SUPAYA I STOOD UP STRAIGHT LAGI JFC BU YOU SCARED ME I SWEAR I GOT A HEART ATTACK TERUS THERE ARE TWO MORE JUST BEAR WITH ME SO gua lagi ikut pertemuan gitu di aula lantai 4. Macam promosi para caketos. Terus gua gak merasa ribut banget sumpah; DAN TIBA-TIBA GEBONG IPA 3 NYAMPERIN GUE BILANG "Meg, gue disuruh Bu Patty suruh lu diem." LIKE WTF SHE WAS 18937192871937 FEET AWAY Oke gak sejauh itu but literally lumayan jauh. WHY WAS SHE LOOKING AT ME. DON'T??????????????? PLS Terus one day kan she said kita bakal ulangan. it was the second tuesday of january, kayanya. but dia gak masuk, karena ada urusan with the government or something. Akhirnya yang masuk guru piket, aka Bu Gita, dan dia ngasih tugas, which is to complete evaluasi bab 8. terus before she left, she told me: "Oh iya Elisa, tadi Bu Patty pesan ke saya untuk merhatiin kamu, dia bilang 'Liatin ya yang namanya Elisa kelas 12 IPA 2! Awas dia kalo gak ngerjain', begitu! Jadi kamu kerjain ya~" OK WAT NO DIS IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR 'I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME BUT I'M FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW' is the perfect phrase for me at that time tbh. Ya, itulah balada kehidupan saya di Sanur. Dan untuk mempersiapkan UN, saya telah fotokopi buku Detik-detik (karena di gramedia pada abis)! I'm honestly really scared, but I'm going to do my best. Because if not, my mom's setting me up with a guy and I DON'T WANT TO MARRY BY THE AGE OF SEVENTEEN. JFC. No seriously, you don't know my mom. Beneran udah dicariin calon suami buat saya.
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